Gnome Alone
by Kirsten Weiss
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GENRE: Cozy Mystery
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BLURB:
Christmas
is coming… and so is murder…
It’s holiday season in
small-town Doyle, and the town is pivoting from UFO tourism to Bigfoot Days.
For Susan Witsend, the owner of a UFO-themed B&B, this presents a
conundrum.
But when Bigfoot is
blamed for a mass garden gnome theft, control-freak Susan is drafted to track
down the kidnapped gnomes. And then the holiday season hits another sour note
with the murder of a member of her caroling group. Are Susan’s organization
skills up to juggling missing gnomes and tracking down a killer in time to ring
in the festivities?
Because as Susan
unwraps motives and alibis, she finds herself adding more names to the naughty
list. She may have to face some hard truths about her own limits and about just
how far a not-so-jolly killer will go…
Gnome Alone is book
five in the laugh-out-loud Wits’ End mystery series. A fast-paced and funny
cozy mystery, packed with quirky characters, pets, and murder, it’s perfect for
fans of Jana DeLeon, Janet Evanovich, and Donna Andrews. Beam up this hilarious
cozy mystery and start reading today.
Susan’s Bigfoot
Investigation Protocol at the back of the book!
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Excerpt:
“Bigfoot's been messing with our garden gnomes.” Mr. Gomez’s
brows drew down in a glower.
I studied the three elderly men, bundled in parkas and
fur-lined boots. Bracing one mittened hand on Mr. Gomez’s mudroom wall, I
knocked more snow off my boots. “Ah... I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do
with that.”
Mr. Gomez’s frown deepened, his round face crinkling above
his red scarf. His snowy hair stuck up in fierce licks, like an incoming
mountain blizzard. “You're a detective, Susan, aren't you?”
“No, I'm really just nosy.” Okay. I was being modest. I was
a crack amateur detective, and I'd helped our local sheriff solve several
murders. But I don’t like to brag.
Though news about my prowess as an investigator had clearly
spread through small-town Doyle. After so many successes, it was bound to
happen. And we were going to be late for caroling practice if we didn’t move
soon.
“Garden gnomes should be no problem for a bright young thing
like you,” Mr. Gomez said. “This is serious. What if Bigfoot was the one who
broke into that house last month on Sequoia Street? That's only six blocks
away.”
I pinched the bridge of my nose. Bigfoot. Of course. In a
fit of madness, our small town had decided that decorating for the holidays
wasn't enough. We had to layer something called Bigfoot Days on top of the
season. If I saw another Bigfoot Santa hat, I thought I might scream.
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AUTHOR Bio and Links:
Kirsten Weiss
writes laugh-out-loud, page-turning mysteries. Her heroines aren’t perfect, but
they’re smart, they struggle, and they succeed. Kirsten writes in a house high
on a hill in the Colorado woods and occasionally ventures out for wine and
chocolate. Or for a visit to the local pie shop. Kirsten is best known for her
Wits’ End, Perfectly Proper Paranormal Museum, and Tea & Tarot cozy mystery
books. So if you like funny, action-packed mysteries with complicated heroines,
just turn the page…
Buy Links:
Amazon ->
https://www.amazon.com/Gnome-Alone-Laugh-out-loud-Cozy-Mystery-ebook/dp/B097LTCHV4
Apple Books
-> https://books.apple.com/us/book/id1583810970
Nook ->
https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w?ean=2940162230137
Google Play
->
https://play.google.com/store/books/details/Kirsten_Weiss_Gnome_Alone?id=8C84EAAAQBAJ
Kobo ->
https://www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/gnome-alone
Other links:
Facebook:
www.facebook.com/kirsten.weiss/
Instagram:
@KirstenWeissAuthor
Bookbub:
www.bookbub.com/authors/kirsten-weiss
Twitter:
@kirstenweiss
Website:
https://kirstenweiss.com
Thanks for hosting!
ReplyDeleteThank you for hosting Gnome Alone today!
ReplyDeleteThis just sounds fun and that cover is an A+!
ReplyDeleteCute cover.
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed reading the excerpt, Kirsten and your book sounds like a fun read for me and has a cute cover! Thanks for sharing it with me and have a great day!
ReplyDeleteSounds like a good book.
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